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Jeff Vier). Also, the home of the Purity Test 2000 (v7.0d)."> <META NAME="keywords" CONTENT="boinger, purity, test, purity test, 2000, v7.0d, jeff vier, vier, boingerisms, paintball, Columbine, Colorado, shooting, tattoos, piercing, piercings, tattoo, satan, satanic, pagan, satanism"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/style.css"> <BODY BGCOLOR="#A3A3A3" BACKGROUND="media/bg.gif"> <P><CENTER><IMG ALT="Welcome" SRC="media/title.gif"> <P> welcome.  you are connecting from <B>38.107.191.108</B> using <B>CCBot/1.0 (+http://www.commoncrawl.org/bot.html)</B>.  <P> </CENTER> <BLOCKQUOTE> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, January 27, 2004 17:47:32 CDT</FONT> <BR> <FONT SIZE=+1>Why don't I update this damn thing more often?<P>Buy a <A HREF="http://www.cafeshops.com/fyo">t-shirt</A>. please? </FONT> <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, December 18, 2000 00:25:07 PDT</FONT> <BR> I'm sure you noticed already if you got to here, but, <A HREF="http://fuck-you.org/">the new site</A> is up - please contribute something! <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, December 14, 2000 15:00:16 PDT</FONT> <BR> I hope to have a completely new version of this site up by Saturday. It will no longer be my personal site - it will be a community-based beast...Stay tuned for new developments. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, November 27, 2000 10:07:35 PDT</FONT> <BR> Got back from Thanksgiving in Denver on Saturday. Denver's a pretty nice town, but everything is so damn far away from each other. (and it's cold!)<P>I'm talking to my company (<A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.taos.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='Taos Mountain, Inc.'; return true;">Taos</A>) about transferring to the new office in Irvine, California. I hope that comes together. And, just as importantly, I hope I can get out of my current lease gracefully.<P>I got a new Spongebob Squarepants hat in Denver. It's keen. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, November 21, 2000 12:03:28 PDT</FONT> <BR> I got my labret stretched from a 10 to an 8 gauge on Saturday and it's still sore (*pout*).<P> Generally, for me at least, one-hop stretches are no big deal at all (body jewelry <B>normally</B> only comes in even gauges in the US - elsewhere it's by millimeter), but this was definitely painful. It had been at 10 guage for what should have been plenty of time and seemed loose and all, but it's still a bit swollen and sore. Maybe it's because this piercing was a re-do - I had taken out my labret a while back and had it re-pierced a couple of years ago (upon the urging of my boss at the time at Bank of America - weird, huh?) and it definitely took more force and did hurt a bit (piercings don't hurt to get done, in my experience before that) - We (the piercer and I) attributed the pain to having to pierce through scar tissue. <P>Anyway - hurty lip, now. It is getting noticably better, though. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, November 16, 2000 10:19:40 PDT</FONT> <BR> I know many visitors to this site found the link in <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://iam.bmezine.com/iam.exe?boinger" onMouseOver="window.status='my profile on IAM BMEzine'; return true;">my profile</A> on <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://iam.bmezine.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='IAM BMEzine'; return true;">iam.bmezine.com</A>. If you're into body modification at all, I hope you consider joining the iam.bmezine community. Lots of cool people from all over the world, great chat and lots of information on the main bmezine page (<A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.bmezine.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='BMEzine'; return true;">www.bmezine.com</A>).<P><CENTER><A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.bmezine.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='BMEzine'; return true;"><IMG BORDER=0 SRC="http://www.bmezine.com/bme-head.gif"></A></CENTER> <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, November 13, 2000 11:40:56 PDT</FONT> <BR> My parents bought me a new pair of loudspeakers and a center channel speaker for xmas (My former two front speakers, Bose bookshelfs, are now my rears). They're <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.tannoy.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='Tannoy Web Site'; return true;">Tannoy</A> mercury mx4s and a mercury mxC. Wow. They are <I>so</I> nice. Anyone in the market should really check them out. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Sunday, November 12, 2000 18:20:20 PDT</FONT> <BR> Not that anyone but me would know, but I wrote a nice backend editor for this front page "news". Perhaps now that it's completely form-based, I'll have more updates. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, October 30, 2000 10:43:54 PDT</FONT> <BR> I got a new horn for my motorcyle yesterday. Damn is it loud. It's an airhorn (the Big Horn from <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://howardshorns.com" onMouseOver="window.status='Howard's Horns'; return true;">Howard's Horns</A>) and it will definitely get your attention - Don't you dare fucking cut me off (damn San Francisco people).<P>I really need to get some pictures of my bike on here. I should do that soon. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, October 16, 2000 12:15:03 PDT</FONT> <BR> Jenn got a new job at <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.enslaved.com" onMouseOver="window.status='Slave Labor Productions'; return true;">Slave Labor Productions</A> as a Production Assistant. She's really happy there, so far.<P>That's pretty much it, for now - I just felt like I hadn't updated in a while, so, here it is. I really want to do a site re-design, but, I don't have much time or any really cool ideas that are itching to get out. Oh, well. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, October 10, 2000 11:38:50 PDT</FONT> <BR> Christ, what a clusterfuck this weekend was.<P>So, we got to Salt Lake City having had to sit next to a psycho talking about plane wrecks only half the time (he got off at the stop in Reno). The guy is there waiting for us and we walk back to the parking garage. The bug looks pretty good - I mean, it's not perfect or anything, but it's nice and it can definitely be made into a really cool car when it's finished. It starts cleanly...a far cry from the stuttery crap we get from the Broken Bug. Then I notice that the odometer is the same as what it said in the auction ad...that's peculiar, since the guy had to drive it 70 miles to get it to the airport. And a headlight is out. And a few more smallish bothersome things, but nothing that threw up any proverbial red flags.<P>So, we head over to Perkins with a friend of Jenn's named Steve (who has the worst job in the entire world).<P>Ah, fuck. The speedometer doesn't work. I think I'm going decently fast. Steve tells us we were going about 40 (in a 65 mph zone). Damn it.<P>This Perkins sucks. In high school I worked at two different Perkinses so I can say with authority "This is not how Perkinses are supposed to be!" - It was like McPerkins. You order your food from a guy behind a counter and then you get your food and sit down - everything's on plastic plates with plastic forks and plastic knives. It's totally lame.<P>So, we're done there, and we get on the road.<P>About 50 miles out, the car starts to feel sluggish and we just get a generally weird feeling, so we get off the highway in Delle, Utah, and stop at the only building as far as the eye can see ("cash only! no charge! no checks!"). I open the decklid and oil just pours out. It's everywhere...all over the engine, all over the engine compartment, all dripping down the body...some on my arm...and it's dark black (like burned-colored). <I>grrrreeeeeeeaaaaatttt</I>.<P>So, we call back The Guy and tell him he needs to meet us and give us our money back because we can't get home in this. He agrees (fortunately very apologetic because we were about to freak out if he gave us any shit) and we put a bunch of oil in the car (the dipstick was dry) and get back on the highway (heading east into SLC again). We have to stop and add oil halfway there. Oh, and we have to keep the window open because the car is filling up with smoke. Joy of joys. We talk with the guy on our cellphone (thank you, Utah, for having the towers out there in the middle of nowhere) and he tells us that he's stuck doing a photo shoot (he's a photographer) and that he can't meet us. *sigh* - we have <I>some</I> money left but not enough to get home, it seems. We just keep driving (slowly).<P>We make it back to the airport and put the car in long term parking. We call The Guy and tell him where it is and he is nice enough to offer to put airline tickets on his Amex so we can get home (so, we aren't mad at him at all, as he seems genuinely upset, we're just frustrated with the whole situation). Jenn comes up with the idea of renting a car and driving back. Good idea, Jenn!<P>We go to Dollar and ask for a swank/pimp car in which we might cruise in style (I'm thinking maybe a Ford Expedition...maybe a nice Lincoln Towncar....something BIG). We're given the choice of a Dodge Neon or a Kia Sportage. We say thanks, but, no plastic economy cars for us! They protest that Sportages "are like Jeeps". I rebut with "They're made of plastic!". So we proceed to Budget...then to Avis...then to Alamo...then we call Enterprise....and about 6 other places. No one will fucking rent us a car because I'm 24 (you have to be 25) and we're driving one way, and we only have a Debit Card. Fuckers. every place is fine with two of the three criteria, but no one will bend on the third.<P>So, we walk slowly and sheepishly back to Dollar to rent a Dodge Neon. We get back on the road only 4 hours after we had hoped to be.<P>We stop in some city about 250 miles East of Reno (we were taking I-80 pretty much the whole way) and had a wonderful dinner served by a great waiter. We left a good tip.<P>So, pretty much uneventfully we make it back to San Francisco at 3am Sunday.<P>When we get up, we head over to Safemuffins to cash the two checks that we had waiting in the mailbox (yay! good karma!) and we drive down to San Jose (our original place of departure) to drop off the rental car and pick up the Wrecked Bug. We stop at a Burger King and get a newspaper and call an ad for a 1969 bug down in Santa Cruz (another hour or so south and west of San Jose, for the unfamilar) for $2000. We get down there and find the place and see the car - it's nice. Primer grey (but I plan to have body work done, anyway, so, no biggie there) but with a <I>slick</I> custom engine, new interior (mostly), new brakes (we later found out), very good stereo and black plates (Old california license plates were black with yellow characters - very coveted around here)! The owners come out and there this cool rockabilly/punk rock couple who seem really cool and know their car really well (a good sign) - apparently the female-of-the-couple's dad is a Bug Guy and did the engine work. It just keeps getting better. So, we take it for a test drive. It drives really nice - the sports clutch takes some getting used to, but, it's so much more powerful than Wrecked Bug. So, during the test drive, we stop at an ATM and get out $300 more (thus having max'ed out our daily withdrawal limit) and return to the owners' place. We offer them the $1800, they say they have an offer for $2000, we say we'll send them the extra $200 on Monday (which i'm going to leave to do in about 20 minutes) and I get out my wad of hundreds "just to show" (a pile of money is such a great motivator!). They agree. YAY!<P>So, jenn drives home the New Bug and I drive the Wrecked Bug (which she didn't like to drive even when it was just The Bug).<P>So, Sunday salvaged the weekend and let things end more or less where I had planned them to (just $600 down the drain. Damn it.). And, in all honesty, I think that even though the car we got was more expensive, it was a better deal. So we're very happy (and jenn even likes driving it!).<P>Alright. Gotta go mail that $200 out. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, October 5, 2000 16:05:14 PDT</FONT> <BR> So, I bought a utah bug. Haven't settled with the insurance company of the girl that smashed my other bug just yet, but I didn't feel like waiting and driving a more or less destroyed car, so I bid on one on eBay that Jenn found. It's a 1970, the guy who owns it (I buy it and get it on Saturday) just had it professionally tuned up and says it runs great. It was the "Y2K Bug" (ha ha!) for an Oldies Station in (or around) Tremonton, UT. I am willing to bring it back from UT for a few reasons - It was a great deal ($1200) and it has a $600 Kenwood CD stereo system in it already (yay!). I've put up the pics that were in the auction <a href="utah-bug-pix.php" onMouseOver="window.status='pics of the utah bug'; return true;">here</a>.<P>BTW, I lost in the BME pageant. I came in 19th :(<P>Oh, well, out of however many hundreds, I don't feel too bad. Thanks for voting for me, if you did. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, October 4, 2000 16:51:39 PDT</FONT> <BR> In support of the "gallon of milk bet" mentioned in the boingerisms, I provide <A HREF="gallon-of-milk.php" onMouseOver="window.status='The Gallon of Milk Bet'; return true;">this "proof"</A>. Be aware that this is not for the weak stomached. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, October 4, 2000 16:35:02 PDT</FONT> <BR> Oh, yeah. I'm stll in the running in the <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://cgi.bmezine.com/cgi-bin/pageant.exe" onMouseOver="window.status='BME Beauty Pageant'; return true;">BME Beauty Pageant</A>! I'm very excited. They're down to very few people, now (4 pages). So, please, <B>please</B> vote for me. And against all the other ("other" meaning "much uglier than me", of course) entrants, if you feel the need. Thanks for all of your support so far! <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, September 26, 2000 11:03:21 PDT</FONT> <BR> So, I'm just driving along, having just picked up a new ultraenormous bag of cat food (for the "Less Active" cat), pimping in my swank 1974 Volkswagen Beetle with my woman in the passenger seat when this stupid bitchgirl runs a red light and fucking smashes the front end of my Bug (whose name is Thor, by the way) then bounces off and bashes another car. Fucking great.<P>So, I'm freaking out because Jenn smashed her head into the passenger door window (fortunately it didn't break) so she's crying and dizzy and hurting, not to mention <I>I'm</I> kind of wrenched about from the impact (since I wasn't at all expecting it). So, we hobble the car over across the intersection to the side of the road (it's making a violent metal squelching noise, now). Dozens of people gather around us and make sure we're okay (the first incident of Good Samaritanism I've experienced so far in this city) and give me their business cards or write down their information as witnesses. One girl tells me that if The Black Car (the perpetrating vehicle which was being driven by the bitchgirl) hadn't hit me, it would have squished her and her chihuahua (who was very...yippy at this point).<P>The paramedics come and check out Jenn's injuries. They decide that to be safe, they'd better take her. So, they strap on a neck brace and lash her to the gurney thing and they take off. Eventually the cops get there and get all my info (me first, so I can get to the hospital) and I leave.<P>I stop home to get the medical insurance card and call in my claim (the paramedics told me to not hurry since it takes forever to get things take care of, and Jenn didn't seem too hurt when she left). When I leave for the hospital, it's getting dark so I switch on the headlights. Lo, the wonders of German engineering - the smashed right headlight still works, it just aims off into the sky. weird.<P>The hospital was...an experience. There was this mental case named Cindy there. Wow. During one of the various struggles with the staff, Jenn saw her area.<P>So, that was pretty much my evening. I plan to sue the living fuck out of that stupid daddy's girl (did I mention it was a brand new Celica? She didn't even have plates on it yet. She couldn't have been more than 17). Grr. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, September 19, 2000 17:21:40 PDT</FONT> <BR> So, with this <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://cgi.bmezine.com/cgi-bin/pageant.exe" onMouseOver="window.status='BME Beauty Pageant'; return true;">Beauty Pageant</A> thing - since I didn't really mention it - if you're <B>really</B> nice (or bored) you could also vote <I>against</I> everyone else (except, of course, PollyPrissyPants, who is Jenn - voting for her would be nice, too). Apparently, the rules have changed...you can now vote every day, but you can vote for EACH PERSON once per day <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, August 23, 2000 10:01:11 AM PDT</FONT> <BR> If you really love me, you'll go vote for me at the <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://cgi.bmezine.com/cgi-bin/pageant.exe" onMouseOver="window.status='BME Beauty Pageant'; return true;">BME Beauty Pageant</A>. Just do a search for boinger. Voting doesn't begin until Saturday, September 23, 2000, so, until then, you can just go browse around. The rules are, you can vote for as many people as you want. Only vote for each individual once per two days, though. Don't bother cheating with multiple emails, either :) <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, August 21, 2000 4:22:08 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> My domestic partner (and girlfriend), <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://profiles.yahoo.com/innocentcorruptr" onMouseOver="window.status='Jenn's profile on yahoo'; return true;">Jenn</A>, was the massage therapist at the X-Games (in case any of you were there or saw her on TV). If you missed her, I'm sure they'll be running the clip on EXPN and ESPN2 every once in a while... <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, July 25, 2000 9:46:34 AM PDT</FONT> <BR> Since people have been asking, I'll fill everyone in. The way I registered fuck-you.org (no, it's not a CNAME entry) is through a foreign registry. See, in America, they filter for English curse words, in France, they filter for French curse words, and, logically, they filter Spanish curse words in Spain. Turns out "fuck" isn't a curse word in Spanish.<P>Three cheers for the decentralization of TLD registration! <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, July 11, 2000 11:14:58 AM PDT</FONT> <BR> I finally fixed the ranking page for the <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A> to handle Jesus' score of 100.00 properly. I had been trying to alphabetically sort the scores so, since "1" comes before "2", the computer thinks that "100" comes before "20". Silly thing. Anyway, it's fixed now. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, June 28, 2000 1:29:49 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> My stint at <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.audiobase.com" onMouseOver="window.status='Audiobase'; return true;">Audiobase</A> is over. I'm at <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.zdtv.com" onMouseOver="window.status='ZDTV'; return true;">ZDTV</A>, now. Just thought you should know. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Tuesday, June 27, 2000 11:18:28 AM PDT</FONT> <BR> <a href="mailto:jason@bodybasics.com">Jason Leisge</a> (say "LAYS-gee"), the tattoo artist doing my right leg piece, has put some <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.bodybasics.com/artists/jason/octopi.html" onMouseOver="window.status='pictures of my leg piece so far'; return true;">progress pictures</A> up on the <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.bodybasics.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='Body Basics site'; return true;">Body Basics</A> site. Check them out, if you want. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, June 19, 2000 1:11:22 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> So. I haven't had an update in a while, so I'm making one.<P>The loft structure behind my building was on fire this morning. I <I>assume</I> it was arson because no one lives there yet, and there was little work left to be done on it, and the neighborhood we live in (The Mission) hates us. They graffiti around with tags like "Fuck Lofties" and shit like that. Fuck Them. Go get a jay-owe-bee, assholes. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Friday, June 02, 2000 4:46:07 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> I wanted to say hello to everyone from <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://slashdot.org/" onMouseOver="window.status='/.'; return true;">slashdot</A> who've been hitting the site so hard. It's fun to get so much traffic all at once like this. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Friday, June 02, 2000 3:49:19 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> Added a nice Google Search box to the left side over there. I am a big fan of the Google search engine, so, I thought I'd share. Please use it and be happy. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, June 01, 2000 4:33:04 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> Okay, I made the <A HREF="/pt2k/toc.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the purity test v7.0d'; return true;">Purity Test</A> a little more idiot proof. You have to start at the beginning and go to the end to get into <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A>.<P>I figured out a really good way to do it, too, while riding to work today. If I had thought of this before, I would have done it. It was much easier than the way I had planned to do it, too. If you're a <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.php.net/" onMouseOver="window.status='PHP web site'; return true;">PHP</A> coder and want to know the details, just ask. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, June 01, 2000 1:58:43 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> Soon, I'm going to make it so that you can't submit the <A HREF="/pt2k/toc.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the purity test v7.0d'; return true;">Purity Test</A> without taking the whole thing. I should have done this in the first place, but I didn't. Hopefully in the next day or so. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, May 25, 2000 9:13:44 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> New item in <A HREF="specimens.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Specimens</A> by Miss Sessananie.<P>I also wrote a back-end editor for the guestbook. Note, I'm not <STRONG>altering</STRONG> the entries, I'm just cleaning up any fuck ups and things (like people submitting twice and the like). <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Friday, May 19, 2000 3:45:21 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> All right, all of you who didn't like the menu font, LOOK (sheesh! a guy tries to get a little creative and everyone bitches!). Happy? I think that's a pretty readable font, don't you?<P>I also updated the biographical section to be current (wow, things sure change in a month), and made a bunch of little adjustments here and there. Just sprucing things up a bit.<P>On a personal note, the lovely and brilliant <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://profiles.yahoo.com/innocentcorruptr" onMouseOver="window.status='Jenn's profile on yahoo'; return true;">Jennifer Matamoros</A> will be here for good in only 6 days! I'm very eager for her to get here and get settled. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, May 15, 2000 12:00:03 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> Wow. "Skip" must feel pretty stupid. Wasting <I>all</I> that time clicking 1,997 checkboxes only to have the site owner delete his dumbass entry with nearly (I timed it) 7 seconds of typing. Way to go, Skip!<P>I would have hoped that I didn't need to explicitly say as such again, but apparently I do: don't be a dumbass. You can waste your time being "cute", but it only takes 6.8 (or so) seconds for me to fix <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">the database</A>. So, be a good little boy (or girl) and actually fill out the <A HREF="/pt2k/toc.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the purity test v7.0d'; return true;">Purity Test</A> if you want, but don't try to waste my space and mess up my [completely non-scientific] statistics. Thank you.<P>But, on a happier note, it seems that the average score is <B>slowly</B> dropping. Good job, kids!<P>and, if you're still not aware, the domain that this site is now hosted at is <A TARGET="_top" HREF="http://fuck-you.org" onMouseOver="window.status='fuck-you.org'; return true;">http://fuck-you.org/</A> (really - click the link and see!), so, please, adjust your bookmarks accordingly. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, May 10, 2000 5:26:58 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> Added a quick <A HREF="boingerisms.php" onMouseOver="window.status='boingerisms'; return true;">boingerism</A> as well as fixed a few of the incorrect ones. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, May 10, 2000 2:29:28 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> I finally made the sort-by-date thing on the <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A> work properly. yay! <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, May 4, 2000 3:26:58 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> It's <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://profiles.yahoo.com/innocentcorruptr" onMouseOver="window.status='Jenn's profile on yahoo'; return true;">Jenn</A>'s birthday today! YAY!<P>I put another (prettier) picture of her <a href="z-pix.php" onMouseOver="window.status='other pix'; return true;">up</A>. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, April 27, 2000 2:28:12 PM PDT</FONT> <BR> I've started my assignment at <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://audiobase.com" onMouseOver="window.status='AudioBase'; return true;">AudioBase</A> under the auspices of <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.taos.com" onMouseOver="window.status='Taos: the sysadmin company'; return true;">Taos</A>. It's a good gig. I like it a lot here.<P>As some of you are aware, Karina is no longer here, nor is she coming back.<P>My shit is finally arriving on Saturday. Finally I can ride my fucking motorcycle and get rid of this fucking rental car (which is going to cost my first child by the time I return the damn thing).<P>New picture in the <a href="z-pix.php" onMouseOver="window.status='other pix'; return true;">other people section</a>. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, April 12, 2000 11:38:03 PM</FONT> <BR> Well, I'm in San Francisco, now, working for <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.taos.com" onMouseOver="window.status='Taos: the sysadmin company'; return true;">Taos</A>, as I said earlier.<P>I finally found where I'm going to live. it's a <i>very</i> cool loft at the <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.loftsunlimited.com/Lofts/17reasons.htm" onMouseOver="window.status='Val / 17 loft information'; return true;">Val / 17</A> lofts that I found through <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.loftsunlimited.com" onMouseOver="window.status='lofts unlimited'; return true;">lofts unlimited</A>. If you have a need for loft space in the San Francisco area, you should definitely give Stasi Martin a call there.<P>As you can see, I didn't get the new menus done. I had to get my shit packed up, and the Mac had to go in its box for the move, so, until it gets unpacked and connected to the internet, you'll just have to suck it up and deal with the current menu.<P><A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://profiles.yahoo.com/innocentcorruptr" onMouseOver="window.status='Jenn's profile on yahoo'; return true;">Jenn</A>'s coming to visit me this weekend. Now I don't have to spend my birthday alone in a scary new city :) <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, February 16, 2000 4:22:56 PM</FONT> <BR> Wow. Where to start?<P>Well, I'm moving to San Francisco to start a new job and to be with my new fiancee (as was alluded to by several guests in the guestbook). That move happens on April the 15th.<P>I'll be working for <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.taos.com" onMouseOver="window.status='Taos: the sysadmin company'; return true;">Taos</A>. I'm very excited about that.<P>On a note for the website - we've moved to a new server and pushed over the database, as well, to this new server. That should be a Good Thing. (Thanks, Paul!)<P>I'm also going to try to get the left menu re-done tonight. Fucking whiney people bitching about how it's hard to read. Wusses. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Wednesday, February 16, 2000 2:46:55 PM</FONT> <BR> Ooh, look at me - two updates in one day!<P>I added a <B>Rank</B> column to the <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A>. You have to have it ordered by Score for that to be there, though (it doesn't make sense, otherwise), which is the default arrangement.<P>So, please, if you have a few spare minutes, take the <A HREF="/pt2k/toc.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the purity test v7.0d'; return true;">Purity Test</A> for me. it's funny, it's informative, it'll give you sick minds some ideas. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Monday, February 14, 2000 5:03:36 PM</FONT> <BR> *Cough*<P>Come on, now. What's with people ignoring the lovely <A HREF="guestbook.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the swanky guestbook'; return true;">guestbook</A> as of late? It's fun, please write something in. The form is at the bottom of the page.<P>Please. Do I have to beg? <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>Thursday, February 10, 2000 1:39:28 PM</FONT> <BR> My friend Eileen sent me a nice pile of <A HREF="boingerisms.php" onMouseOver="window.status='boingerisms'; return true;">boingerisms</A>. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>2/7/2000 @ 1:23:33p</FONT> <BR> Could I have been much more of a slacker? Probably not. It's been <I>months</I> since the <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A> has been functional.<P>Well, it's <B>finally</B> fixed, with a few minor improvements, even!<P>I know many of you have taken the <A HREF="/pt2k/toc.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the purity test v7.0d'; return true;">Purity Test</A> since that time (judging by the load counter, hundreds of you). If you <A HREF = "mailto:boinger@fuck-you.org" onMouseOver = "window.status='duologue with boinger'; return true;">email me</A> your name, score and approximate time of completion, I'll put it in there for you.<P>Sorry for my slacking.<P>Oh, yeah, and like anyone fucking cares, I changed how I display the date in these welcome messages. See it up there? Oooooooh. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>1/25/2000 @ 3:15:04</FONT> <BR> I put some new pics up of people other than myself. Only two are up right now, but I'll add more as time permits. Check them out <a href="z-pix.php" onMouseOver="window.status='other pix'; return true;">here</a>.<P>Also, added a new <A HREF="boingerisms.php" onMouseOver="window.status='boingerisms'; return true;">boingerism</A> from a visitor. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>01/25/2000 @ 10:59:23a</FONT> <BR> I'm bored with this site. i need some new stuff on here, and I'm just not coming up with anything that sounds both cool and feasible. If you have an idea, please, <A HREF = "mailto:boinger@fuck-you.org" onMouseOver = "window.status='duologue with boinger'; return true;">email me</a>. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>12/13/1999 @ 2:25:14p</FONT> <BR> Added a new <A HREF="boingerisms.php" onMouseOver="window.status='boingerisms'; return true;">boingerism</A> that someone sent to me.<P>Also I updated my <A HREF="resume.php" onMouseOver="window.status='resume'; return true;">resume</A> a bit, as well as my <A HREF="bio.php" onMouseOver="window.status='biographic'; return true;">bio info</A> and added a proper header to the <A HREF="http://fuck-you.org/copyright.php" onMouseOver="window.status='copyright information'; return true;">copyright</A> page. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>12/03/1999 @ 3:40:40p</FONT> <BR> Finally updated some of the menus and I also added a new pic. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>11/30/1999 @ 5:54:22p</FONT> <BR> New pics of my new jewelry. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>11/29/1999 @ 6:51:01p</FONT> <BR> I bothered to program a <A HREF="guestbook.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the spanking new guestbook'; return true;">guestbook</A> today. yay. I did it in about an hour, so, if you find problems with it, please <A HREF = "mailto:boinger@fuck-you.org" onMouseOver="window.status='duologue with boinger'; return true;">email me</A>.<P>Next step will be to make a menu button. Deal with the link above for now, though. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>11/24/1999 @ 6:16:53p</FONT> <BR> I added counters and some other fun little shit at the bottom of each page. Not super useful, but fun to see, nonetheless, I think. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>11/22/1999 @ 3:53:12p</FONT> <BR> New buttons. Quite exciting, wouldn't you say?<P>Work ended early, but I had to sit around waiting to go to the airport to catch my flight to cincinnati for the thanksgiving weekend. So, I made some buttons.<P>whee.<P>I also wrangled a few minor code improvements. should just make things go a bit faster. You probably won't even notice :) <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>11/18/1999 @ 10:52:08a</FONT> <BR> Perhaps you've noticed - I re-coded the front page, here. It's much neater, now - not so much scrolling. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>10/07/1999 @ 11:19:24p</FONT> <BR> I don't know what URL you're accessing this site with, but the URL you <I>should</I> use (not because it works better or anything - just because it's more fun) is <A TARGET="_top" HREF="http://fuck-you.org" onMouseOver="window.status='The new URL'; return true;">http://fuck-you.org</A>. Really. It's been that for a while, but people tend to think I'm just being a dick when I say "yeah...just go to fuck-you.org!". Really, though, that's my domain :) If you don't believe me, click on the link and look at your location bar!<P>Cool, huh?<P>Also, I added some more pictures. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>08/03/1999 @ 5:06:03p</FONT> <BR> I finally updated my <A HREF="bio.php" onMouseOver="window.status='Biographic'; return true;">Biographic</A> section. Damn I'm a slacker, there. I had to change all sorts of stuff in there. Check it out. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>05/06/1999 @ 4:17:54p</FONT> <BR> The site is getting more and more hits lately, much to my pleasure. Thanks to everyone for stopping by. I imagine I owe most of the attention to Cincinnati Magazine (which doesn't even have a web site). They published a version of my diatribe on the Colorado Shootings diatribe. Much thanks to them for that opportunity!<P>I went on vacation to Japan in late June/early July. I had a wonderful time and have a new tattoo to remember my adventures by. Alas, I don't have the pix in here yet, so, you'll have to wait. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>04/23/1999 @ 11:12:20a</FONT> <BR> I have once again cleaned up <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A>. I'm not sure why people either feel the need to submit a score with 10 (or sometimes less) items checked. I need to make it so you /must/ take the whole thing. That would fix them. Oh, but I guess it wouldn't solve people who find it humorous to click almost <I>every</i> checkbox. But, you know, If you want to waste an hour or so of your life in a pathetic lie, I don't mind. It only takes a second to delete it <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>04/08/1999 @ 2:46:43p</FONT> <BR> I wrote a <A HREF="colorado.php" onMouseOver="window.status='Abandon Individuality, All Ye Who Enter Here'; return true;">diatribe</A> about this Colorado High School shooting incident. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>01/04/1999 @ 3:13:29p</FONT> <BR> I just got a new <A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.powershot.com/" onMouseOver="window.status='Powershot Web Site'; return true;">Canon Powershot</A> A5 Zoom Digital Camera. It's very cool. I'll have new pictures up on here very soon. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>12/28/1998 @ 2:47:22p</FONT> <BR> I wrote a little piece about <A HREF="newyears.php" onMouseOver="window.status='My Happy Fucking New Year'; return true;">my New Years</A> weekend. Enjoy. <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>7/21/1998 @ 3:21:18p</FONT> <BR> Cleaned up the <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A>. Some people had obviously not taken much of the test (you can't be <I>that</I> pure), and some asshole was pretending to be me. Oh, and someone had hit submit twice; took out the dupe.<BR>I ditched the banner for javascripts.com from the bottom of this page as well as dropped the MacOS 8 advert (I use 8.5.1 at this point...) <BR>:::::::::::::::::::::::::<BR> <FONT SIZE=1>7/8/1998 @ 9:42:29p</FONT> <BR> Got the <A HREF="/pt2k/toc.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the purity test v7.0d'; return true;">Purity Test</A>'s <A HREF="/pt2k/submit.php" onMouseOver="window.status='the database of perversion'; return true;">Database of Perversion</A> back up and running. Please take the test and record your score. It's all in good fun. 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