| English: | Oh my god! There's an axe in my head. |
| Bosnian: | boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi. |
| French: | Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete. |
| Visigothic: | Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida. |
| Swedish: | Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet! |
| Dutch: | O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd. |
| Latin: | Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est. |
| German: | Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf! |
| Japanese: | ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu. |
| Norwegian: | Herre Gud! Jeg har en xks i hodet! |
| Spanish: | !Dios mio! !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza! |
| Hungarian: | Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!! |
| Middle Egyptian: | in Amun! iw minb m tp-i! |
| Greek: | hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou! |
| Tagalog: | Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko! |
| Danish: | Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved. |
| Afrikaans: | O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop! |
| Polish: | O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie! |
| Maori: | Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna! |
| Italian: | Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa! |
| Portuguese: | Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca! |
| Klingon: | ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'! |
| Bengali: | Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche. |
| Finnish: | Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves! |
| Icelandic: | Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer. |
| Ancient Greek: | O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale! |
| Babylonian: | iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu. |
| Assyrian: | iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu. |
| Welsh: | A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i! |
| Alsatian: | Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf! |
| Swahili: | Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil! |
| Slovenian: | Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi. |
| Irish: | Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann. |
| Esperanto: | Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo! |
| Marathi: | Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay. |
| Hindi: | Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain. |
| Russian: | Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove! |
| Hebrew: | Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li! |
| Malayalam: | Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei. |
| Latvian: | Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva! |
| Pig Latin: | Hoay ymay odGay! Here'stay naay xeaay niay ymay eadhay! |
| AOL: | OMG1!1!1 WTF LOL THEYRE AN AEX IN MT HEDA!1!! LOLOLO |