| Entered by boinger | http://fuck-you.org/boinger/ | Aug 09, 2005 at 16:56pm |
| It was broken, meanie. | ||
| Entered by Stephanie L. Gloeckler | none | Aug 09, 2005 at 16:46pm |
| I'm the first entry in more than 4 years! FOUR YEARS!
yep. k. gotta go. see you at home. | ||
| Entered by Katrina | http://clix.to/katrina | Jul 27, 2001 at 17:15pm |
| Hey Ashly.....do you think that "plant" thing takes into acount of vegitables????
**looks around inocently, Soooo you actualy wanted to eat this Cucumbar for dinner???** | ||
| Entered by *~ME~* | none | Jul 09, 2001 at 02:07am |
| !~*~!UR!~!HOTT!~*~! | ||
| Entered by bigdadawill | http://www.har.sh | Jun 12, 2001 at 23:41pm |
| hey cool site | ||
| Entered by Ashley | none | Jun 11, 2001 at 11:15am |
| ma o man, i coulnt stop fucking laughing the entire time i looked at this website!i think i broke a rib!i cant understand, though, why that stupid test told me i was so innocent.i considered myself pretty up to date until i read some of the questions.by the way, does anyone actually know someone who uses a plant to masturbate? | ||
| Entered by ::) Tiki the happy spider and major Bloodhound Gang fan!!! | none | May 14, 2001 at 17:37pm |
| Oh yeah! (me again, I can't shut up) And I just wanted to say that the labret really doesn't hurt that much, I found, nor does the septum or getting a madonna piercing. The uvula however... | ||
| Entered by Crisjanis Takashi and ::) <-Tiki the happy spider | http://I don't have one yet.com | May 14, 2001 at 17:35pm |
| I read your biography and I saw a name that snapped my head up and made me scream. I LOVES THE ANI DIFRANCO!!! As for a geek, same here. I've been working at Strawberries for years and I've only bought three CDs. *lol* I think, from the pictures I saw (I just wanted to take the purity test thang but then I was sucked in!) you DO seem pretty cool. I also like Portishead and Tool but I've been forced to listen to Lifehouse and I think they're absolutely amazaming!!! Well, just wanted to say yeah! Ani Difranco! And blush furiously if you've managed to find some other Ani and completely screwed me over.
::) Tiki says bye! The Truth of Time, ~Nerouki~ | ||
| Entered by Anjel | none | Apr 30, 2001 at 10:45am |
| just kinda surfed in cuz of the whole purity test thing... why the fuck am I so innocent? no matter how hard I try... damn... I'm gonna spend so many nights awake in bed contemplating this one. well, hope everyone gets a kick out of my whining... it is what I'm best at. buh-bye all... yes, I know that I am crazy. | ||
| Entered by shay | none | Mar 27, 2001 at 13:55pm |
| your a lil mack daddy aint chu, all these girls on here mackin on ya,haha | ||
| Entered by shay | http://iam.bmezine.com/shay | Mar 27, 2001 at 13:52pm |
| could the boy get any fuckin cooler or hotter??!!?? | ||
| Entered by kori | none | Mar 11, 2001 at 22:46pm |
| ello! I really dig your site and you are hot&sexy too! | ||
| Entered by Girl Afraid | http://www.geocities.com/telecabine | Jan 23, 2001 at 17:37pm |
| Yum, I want to take your nipple ring between my teeth & gently give it a pull. | ||
| Entered by Rachel | none | Jan 04, 2001 at 19:30pm |
| hey i cant find the damn link to the actual test! | ||
| Entered by Becky | none | Nov 21, 2000 at 04:12am |
| Hi, your sites bad ass! Awesome pictures, I got a boyfriend that looks almost exactly like you. Anywho, I'm gonna bounce. Peace out. (ps. I got my tongue peirced too..lol..like you care) | ||
| Entered by Linda | none | Nov 04, 2000 at 12:52pm |
| LOVE THIS SITE..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK | ||
| Entered by A. | none | Nov 01, 2000 at 02:02am |
| er...Mother of God was my first phrase. duh. | ||
| Entered by Ame | none | Nov 01, 2000 at 02:01am |
| other-of-god...you didnt tell me bout that Bug shit...you never talk to me no more Jeffy!!!!
Glad you are 19th in the world on BME I finally got my profile (Redd) up on there. I need your profound wittiness. Help. Anyway, I miss you. Hi Jenn! | ||
| Entered by Katie | http://www.geocities.com/babygirl_1320/ | Oct 24, 2000 at 21:51pm |
| Hey your site is fucking cool. Check out me and my best friend's website. It's reaLLY fucked up. You'll probably like it! | ||
| Entered by RUBBERGIRL | none | Oct 21, 2000 at 18:28pm |
| I was just checkin' you out.I liked what I saw. | ||
| Entered by Dyan | none | Oct 21, 2000 at 00:48am |
| oh my-way hot boy! Seen ur IAM BME site~ just thought id sign your guestbook while i was here-Dyan | ||
| Entered by Lilyane | none | Oct 20, 2000 at 10:33am |
| Well, Katrina and I found the monkeys and then I kidnapped the dancing baby to be my error message and then I dreamed of having cyber sex with the studly pierced Webmaster and then I thought about the monkeys and changed my mind... Most of all I've told every person I know about this fuckin' hilarious website and you studly owner should be proud.
Lilyane | ||
| Entered by Katnipl | none | Oct 18, 2000 at 04:30am |
| Just had to say this is a cool site! | ||
| Entered by Jena | none | Oct 16, 2000 at 19:14pm |
| iss you much!!!! Glad to hear you are okay!!!! Question: What am I to do for Halloween this year?
XXOOXXOO | ||
| Entered by Angel | n/a | Oct 13, 2000 at 23:39pm |
| Great site - friggin' hilarious stories! I love your piercings. You're a walkin' piece of art, you are!
K. that's it. | ||
| Entered by | none | Oct 11, 2000 at 16:45pm |
| Entered by zitziee | none | Oct 10, 2000 at 12:49pm |
| haven't chatted in a while i've got some interesting ...you may want to check em out | ||
| Entered by melissa | none | Oct 05, 2000 at 21:45pm |
| Nice webpage. I agree with you, you are a geek.
However, you're cute too, so I've been voting for you in the BMEzine pageant. Best of luck to you. | ||
| Entered by prairie | http://www.geocities.com/gothicowgirl/ | Oct 03, 2000 at 14:04pm |
| miss polly prissy pants sent me here......i was tellin' her about this scabies problem i've been havin'....in the crack of my ass......she said somewhere here might be able to help??? | ||
| Entered by Tracy | http://prettyboxgirl.homestead.com/blurred.html | Oct 03, 2000 at 03:05am |
| I came to your page cause I was looking through the beauty pageant and you caught my eye. Now after reading your page, I am going to go and vote for you. I really enjoyed your specimens section. I will have to come back and look at it again to see when you have added stuff. Anyway, really nice page and a very attractive boy. | ||
| Entered by gee | none | Sep 24, 2000 at 19:46pm |
| Amazing how out of state means out of mind, you never call or right.
g | ||
| Entered by Katrina | http://clix.to/Katrina | Sep 21, 2000 at 15:42pm |
| I saw you made the correction I mentioned...very cool. | ||
| Entered by Manda Rose | http://mandra66.tripod.com | Sep 19, 2000 at 23:52pm |
| Saw you both on the BME beauty pageant. Very cute girl you own. *kiss* | ||
| Entered by leah | http://www.insert-name.net | Sep 14, 2000 at 18:43pm |
| Ahh. Love the name.
Why in Yanni's name am I actually downloading this pool mpg? Oh well. It'll be worth it. Maybe. LiKe OmIgAwD YoU HaVe PiErCiNgSs!%^ Um. Hi. | ||
| Entered by NINI | none | Sep 12, 2000 at 16:42pm |
| VOTED FOR YOU IN BEAUTY PAGENT GIRL! | ||
| Entered by popey | http://www.popey.com/ | Sep 12, 2000 at 00:38am |
Ha. There's more
Click | ||
| Entered by Philip Olson | http://www.theprojects.org/ | Sep 11, 2000 at 22:15pm |
| Hey, I found that video entertaining. Not sure why, just did. In fact, I think I'll watch it again :) | ||
| Entered by boinger | http://fuck-you.org | Sep 11, 2000 at 16:08pm |
| Why you'd want to watch a 1.3 meg video of people you don't know jumping into a pool, I'm not sure - but if you do, click on the popey thing following this. *shrug* | ||
| Entered by popey | http://www.popey.com/ | Sep 11, 2000 at 11:29am |
Ha.
Click | ||
| Entered by john berman | http://www.linenoiz.com | Aug 31, 2000 at 22:50pm |
jeff you fucking freek. grow some hair, baldie. ! :)
so tell me, how did you get fuck-you.org? i'm just interested in that.
have your having fun in sanfran.. and remember who got you your first job! :) just kidding, of course.
 live techno and house! coming to a underground dance party near you! (i hope) | ||
| Entered by Morbid_Angel | http://morbid.mine.nu | Aug 15, 2000 at 10:58am |
| Heh heh ... how the hell did you secure that IP entry or is it just a C-Name? :0) Hail to /. Morbid | ||
| Entered by Concrete Cowboy | none | Aug 12, 2000 at 16:24pm |
| my God, I didnt submit my purity test because I ticked about 99% of the boxes! I'm a male that really loves sex with more than one woman! Im strictly hetero and I've had it all over the world. | ||
| Entered by ryan | http://naggy15.tripod.com | Aug 04, 2000 at 08:33am |
| Hey there, Jeff. I was wondering if Indian food tastes like chicken? Do you still have that cool ass jacket now that you are in Cal. you can send it to me. Yeah, that is what I am talkin about. Do you remember my weird friend that wanted to have sex with you? I bet you could still do that if you wanted...RANDY, from Purdue. He still has that one ball, and is fertile. | ||
| Entered by george w | http://www.bush2000.com | Jul 25, 2000 at 10:57am |
| As a result of my dad's hard work with the intelligence community, I've been very fortunate to obtain some useful e-mail addresses.
So I am taking this opportunity to invite you to work hard to get me elected. As you know, many government agencies routinely monitor e-correspondence and web-surfing patterns. I myself am particularly interested in this because of my strong support for the death penalty, the flat tax, and my basic belief in family values like compassion and conservatism. That's why I got your e-mail address, Mr. Boinger. Your Internet surfing patterns suggest that you either support the causes with which I have always aligned myself, or else you are highly susceptible to further observation by the intelligence community. I would not wish to compromise the kind of issues-oriented campaign I have always run by stooping so low as to threaten, but I am sure that any liberal muck-rakers understand the stakes in this election. The death penalty is crucial to our way of life as Americans. That's why I'm proud to have executed one prisoner every ten working days of my term in office: not because I take special delight in the squealing litany of last minute motions for stays, but because it's important to take a stand. So I stand tall, right down to my cowboy boots and all the way up to my special headgear, and salute our Flag and our Nation. Please join me, won't you? :-) "W" | ||
| Entered by Mistress Blood Queen of the Midgets | http://www.angelfire.com/ia/lilred | Jun 29, 2000 at 13:16pm |
| Ok, so I just so HAPPEN to jump on this wacky site...and see my beautiful baby princess staring back at me. (Who could ask for anything more??) So, Sessanie and I have no one to draw all the boys away from us and shove boobies in our face and drip sex all over us. >sigh< There is only so much 2 girls do to each other with out the assistance of a Teacher. I miss my pookie and I hope you are taking care of her..I don't want to have to come kick your ass. OH YEAH- make room for me..I'm coming to play! >=) Better grease up the shackles and wash the flogger.
Eye Wub Eye 2 Berry Mooch! >muah< >kisses< Sam | ||
| none | http://comingsoontokickasstoo.com | Jun 20, 2000 at 16:18pm |
| Great site. I am jealous of your 15 or so computers.
-M | ||
| Entered by Ragnar Bocephus | http://420.waywardson.com | Jun 19, 2000 at 22:48pm |
 "Hoooooo hoo hoo hoo hooooo hooo hooo hoo hoo......That's a yes!" | ||
| Entered by fuckwad | none | Jun 19, 2000 at 16:06pm |
| akes you wonder... | ||
| Entered by Ragnar Bocephus | http://420.waywardson.com | Jun 15, 2000 at 20:11pm |
Equate. Transmit. Multiply. Survival. Trumps. Programming. Sanctify. Reptile. Grandpa. Alien. Caffeine. Gorilla. Guinness. Marijuana. Smoke. More. Now. God. Turtle. Starship. Pure. Chaos. Fracture. Nazi. Fork. Black. Printer. Wescoe. Mug. Belt. Joystick. Incense. Camel. Greek. Mad. Penis. Envy. Green. Garmonbozia. Excrement. Skeletor. Fractal. Orbit. LSD. Boink. Schooner. Shaft. Klingon. Copulation. Regurgitation. Rectum. Endoplasmic. Bloodfart. Warp. Stem. Burp. Imorg. Jock. Mugwump. Jism. Kenneth. | ||
| Entered by jarinky | http://www.sub-list.com | Jun 15, 2000 at 00:58am |
| this site kicks ass. you're my new hero. a computer nerd, bike rider, and chick magnet. doesn't get ne better than that. | ||
| Entered by Frank | http://www.i244.com | Jun 14, 2000 at 20:39pm |
| btw, i forgot to mention that i used this site called everyone.net to add free email. I would have done it the cool way and setup some sort of linux box with smtp and with a cgi creation script but i dont have a t1 coming into my house. :P ....Frank | ||
| Entered by Frank | http://www.i244.com | Jun 14, 2000 at 20:36pm |
| hi nice site you have here. Just wondering ever consider adding free email? I own www.the-shit.org (under heavy construction and my dns is all fucked up) and am probably gonna add free email when I have the time or get off my lazy ass (whichever comes first). I'm not saying you should, but I figure it'd be a nice thing to do for people who'd like to have a cool email address. ...Frank | ||
| Entered by boinger | http://fuck-you.org/ | Jun 14, 2000 at 17:28pm |
| *ROTFLMAO* I don't know why the fuck this person put a pic of steve ballmer (head of Micro$loth) on here, but I think it's damn funny. hahahaha | ||
| Entered by asdf | http://us.yimg.com/p/nm/20000606/mdf82600.jpg | Jun 14, 2000 at 13:29pm |
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| Entered by Big Daddy | http://home.cinci.rr.com/eruebusch | Jun 05, 2000 at 12:43pm |
| Hey Jeff. Love your site now that I have real opinions about sites. Just started 5 months ago. Too fun. Great job on your career moves. Hope to see you back in Cincy some day. Take care. | ||
| Entered by Sessananie | none | Jun 02, 2000 at 08:32am |
| I can't believe you actually put that dumbass story on your site. lmao. good luck with your monkey. | ||
| Entered by Sessananie | none | Jun 01, 2000 at 09:09am |
| Hi Jeffrey...take care of my Jenn. Don't break her or nothin' cuz she's the only one I got. I love you both and I'll talk to you soon. as always, steph | ||
| Entered by shanny | none | May 31, 2000 at 14:24pm |
| Hi jeffy, haven't been here in awhile but it's nice to come back and visit! guess you don't check you e-mail much bc I still haven't gotten a response to my message 2 weeks ago....... is there anything I should know - I guess you're just busy settling down with Jen. my office paid my parking ticket, btw, thank you very much! | ||
| Entered by The lovely and brilliant Jennifer Matamoros | http://profiles.yahoo.com/innocentcorruptr | May 26, 2000 at 08:44am |
| yay! It's looks great hunny. *kiss* Thanks for making me look like smart n some shit *duh* I will see you soon! | ||
| Entered by Jenn | http://profiles.yahoo.com/innocentcorruptr | May 05, 2000 at 16:08pm |
| jeffrey...>kick< when I see you YOU ARE GOIN DOWN ! Thank you so much for putting that picture up...you dont know what it means to me *sniffle* I never thought I would look so beautiful...thank you (fucker) *giggle* NOW PUT A DECENT ONE OF ME UP DAMMIT Thank you and goodnight... | ||
| Entered by Greg Ruebusch | http://www.gruebusch.itgo.com | Mar 30, 2000 at 20:09pm |
| Grew up with Jeff and it seems that he has turned out to be a very interesting and talented person. Well done on your site, and good luck in Cali. Peace. | ||
| Entered by Pad | none | Mar 29, 2000 at 18:09pm |
| Argh! You're registered as a potential threat to society! | ||
| Entered by Morgan/Kate/Something | none | Mar 20, 2000 at 14:27pm |
| How do you get onto this scorers list then? I took this test a fewe months back, and I know I got a lower score than some of the people on it. What gives here? | ||
| Entered by Ame | none | Feb 29, 2000 at 13:19pm |
| When you gonna tell all the chicks checking you out still that you is TAKEN?!!? hehe. Yer woman is very lucky. I too wish I could be gettin hitched soon. grr. hehe See you later man | ||
| Entered by Jessica | http://users3.lomag.net/~leezard/pogo | Feb 09, 2000 at 04:05am |
| ..its 4am, I was bored..started looking at the bodyart personal, stumbled on to your webpage and here I am, signing your guestbook to tell you that I think you have a great webpage, and that I really like that tattoo on your mid-upper back. It looks really good, well I guess I've taken up enough of your guestbook space...Seeya. -Jessica | ||
| Entered by Anonymous internet personality (aka joe) | none | Feb 03, 2000 at 18:17pm |
| Rumor has it that you're going to get hitched in the relatively near future. Yet I find no mention of it on your web page... Later boinger, j | ||
| Entered by kim | http://members.aol.com/mikraas | Jan 24, 2000 at 13:33pm |
| just a lincoln park dirty girl here by accident. saying "fuck you" to netscape brought me to your domain. kind of interesting. i just wanted to leave my mark. oh, that and i like your jewelry. | ||
| Entered by Tuch | none | Jan 22, 2000 at 15:38pm |
| Boinger, why do you need a guestbook? you know it invites trouble. sigh. i am probably the only one on this guestbook who knows the true sordid origin of your name though. ha. i am going back to cardiology now...enough procrastinating. see you late feb. Mike | ||
| Entered by dirt | http://www.nevermindyou.com | Jan 20, 2000 at 17:38pm |
| Ok So I am going to put an entry in this thing but I am not going to swell your head like all the rest of the pathetic little girls...hehehe Everyone has all this nice stuff to say so I am going to say ummmmmmmmmmmmm...shit...uhhhhhhhh... well...THE WATER PRESSURE IN YOUR SHOWER SUCKS! HA! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it ! | ||
| Entered by AME | http://gonna-be-hard-core.cum | Jan 19, 2000 at 18:40pm |
| Wow Babe...you are certainly popular....girls coast to cost fawnin over you....sheesh. We ready to roll on the porn???? Mr.Mr. is gettin anxious. Ill be on when my wild streak calms a lil...I dont have ICQ here at school...grrr. So when I go get some clothes(why do I really need them????) Ill pop on. K? Kisses MR. POPULAR. | ||
| Entered by delerium | http://don'thaveone.com | Jan 18, 2000 at 18:00pm |
| Jeez, Youre popular!!!. I just checked this out because you have just accpted me on ICQ but I can't remember what you look like. Having trouble downloading photos today. I'm sure I'll catch you on line some time. delerium. | ||
| Entered by Anissa | none | Dec 22, 1999 at 20:34pm |
| I like the site. You're so cute, but so far away from me! :) I'm thinking of getting a small tattoo on my upper back this summer, I hope its not too painful. I like your labret piercing- very sexy :) Ok, well, e-mail me sometime. | ||
| Entered by Brandi Jean | none | Dec 22, 1999 at 13:28pm |
| I couldn't get any pictures but am impressed with the amount of replies you've received you must be kinda cute :0) | ||
| Entered by Stac | none | Dec 18, 1999 at 22:25pm |
| Excellent site. Artz, techie, intelligent, & nice eyes...great combination! I stumbled upon this site by pure accident (long story), but (surprise!) this guy actually does live right in my very own neighborhood! I'll be sure to let all the ladies know when my apartment becomes available... | ||
| Entered by lydi-kitty | http://surreality.8m.com | Dec 18, 1999 at 19:42pm |
| i'm impressed with the new design... much bettah ;P the new domain rawks! message me. ciao. | ||
| Entered by Lori | none | Dec 16, 1999 at 20:43pm |
| Your entire site is great. (My mom even liked your new years eve story!) I was led here by your personal thingy in BME. We seem to have a lot in common: labret (i pronounce it the right way too, haha), 1200mk-2's, and really, REALLY hating when your feet get wet when its cold outside! Hope you have a better new year's eve this year...good luck with everything. {hugs} | ||
| Entered by Jen | none | Dec 14, 1999 at 12:50pm |
| A co-worker told me to check out your website. Pretty cool. I am sure you get tons of comments on your eyes, but here's one more...very piercing. Love your cats. I like the fact that you have your own style and an education to back it up. Very cool. | ||
| Entered by Venessa (BabiGrl) | none | Dec 14, 1999 at 04:59am |
| Wow! Great website. Loved everything about it. I got your web addy from the personals add in BME. You definately caught my attention. Great piercings and tattoos. I have a few myself. Ill keep taking a look at your website off and on to see whats new. Keep the great stuff coming:) Take care. | ||
| Entered by sLhAcKeR | none | Dec 12, 1999 at 03:04am |
| Woah. Check this site out: http://www.boinger.com | ||
| Entered by Mike | http://www.hypermike.com | Dec 12, 1999 at 00:12am |
| The baldness and piercings are way cool. Your site is almost as cool. Ciao! | ||
| none | none | Dec 11, 1999 at 21:58pm |
| so, you realize that you made the guestbook just to boost your ego with all of these females fawning ove you, right? | ||
| Entered by Sasha | none | Dec 10, 1999 at 14:24pm |
| Wow....one of the more interesting pages I have come across in yonks. I wish I could develop a page of this calibre?!? Wahoooo. I loved the menu bar font too by the way. Oh and......You are very very cute. what beautiful eyes you have!!! And I love the piercings too. Geez....why don't I live in Chicago??? LOL. Then again...why don't I live in the US? LMAO Three cheers for the BANK OF AMERICA too !!! LOL Keep up the good work Mr Boinger....I will keep logging in for updates! Your biggest and baddest fan......Sasha! | ||
| Entered by Tues | none | Dec 09, 1999 at 14:13pm |
| Hiya! Just seeing how long it takes you to notice that I left you a message here... | ||
| none | none | Dec 07, 1999 at 12:10pm |
| It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. Riddle me this. What were you thinking when you chose to use such a tedious font for the buttons for your beveled navigation bar? | ||
| none | none | Dec 06, 1999 at 20:51pm |
| have to say that the baldness doesn't do it for me | ||
| Entered by sLhAcKeR | http://www.sLhAcKeR.com | Dec 03, 1999 at 04:11am |
| Woah. HOW did you manage to get and REGISTER the domain name http://www.fuck-you.org ?!?!?! Cool page. Also, cool that a BANK allows you to wear T-shirts, jeans, AND piercings to work. | ||
| Entered by lily | none | Dec 02, 1999 at 12:01pm |
| oh, just wanna say it is a very nice homepage,i enjoy reading it although i don't like tattoo n peircing very much...it was interesting to read other things as well :o) | ||
| Entered by MiL0 | http://www.mil0.com | Dec 02, 1999 at 08:26am |
| boinger yer like so totaly k-rad 31337 d00d! *MwAH* | ||
| Entered by Tina | http://your know that too | Dec 01, 1999 at 22:51pm |
| I love your page.....maybe someday mine can be as good as yours but i'm still learning all this computer stuff. P.S. Why are you so dang good looking and yet so far away from me??????? | ||
| Entered by lynne morningside | none | Dec 01, 1999 at 21:41pm |
| good job boinger on the page...i strive to become as great as you...and dont let anyone tell you that the colors are sooo fourth grade girlie... they arent your true friends anyway punk! you are a true "WEBMASTER". | ||
| Entered by nett | http://yeah right me? | Nov 30, 1999 at 07:34pm |
| Just being nice to Boinger and testing this. He's kinda slow and has a difficult time finding friends so I took pity and here it is. | ||
| Entered by boinger | http://fuck-you.org/ | Nov 30, 1999 at 07:05pm |
| This is the first message. | ||
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