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<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>the unisex purity test -- version 7.0d -- 2000 questions</TITLE> <META NAME="description" CONTENT="Home of the Purity Test 2000 (v7.0d) - coded and maintained by boinger."> <META NAME="keywords" CONTENT="boinger, purity, test, purity test, 2000, v7.0d, jeff vier, vier, boingerisms, paintball, Columbine, Colorado, shooting, tattoos, piercing, piercings, tattoo, satan, satanic, pagan, satanism"> </HEAD> <BODY BGCOLOR='#a3a3a3'> <CENTER> <H1>THE UNISEX PURITY TEST</H1> <H2>VERSION 7.0D - 2000 QUESTIONS</H2> <B>recoded for PHP v4.2.1 on 3 July 2003</B><P> </CENTER> <I>This is the ultimate Purity Test! We had used the 1500 point Purity Test for over two years and heard the same complaints and questions over and over, aside from the fact that we had taken the same test so many times we wanted a change. So, we finally did something about it! Thanksgiving break of 1995 we (joe and jeff) sat down and re-wrote the damn thing! So, without further bullshit, here is the Purity Test 2000.</I></B> <HR WIDTH=76%> <H3>Table O` Contents</H3> <TABLE BORDER=0> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="genesis.php">Genesis / History</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="instructions.php">Instructions for Use</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="instructions.php#definitions">Definitions</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="instructions.php#scoring">Scoring</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="instructions.php#note">Note to Test Administrator</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="credits.php">Credits</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="credits.php#disclaimer">Disclaimer</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>I</TD><TD><A HREF="i.php">The Lamer Section</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>II</TD><TD><A HREF="ii.php">Who Says You Need A Partner OR I'm The Best I"ve Ever Had</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>III</TD><TD><A HREF="iii.php">How Low Will You Go?</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>IV</TD><TD><A HREF="iv.php">I Fought the Law and *I* Won</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>V</TD><TD><A HREF="v.php">Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>VI</TD><TD><A HREF="vi.php">Hey, Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>VII</TD><TD><A HREF="vii.php">This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>VIII</TD><TD><A HREF="viii.php">Something Smells Fishy Down Here</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>IX</TD><TD><A HREF="ix.php">Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>X</TD><TD><A HREF="x.php">The Nitty and the Gritty</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XI</TD><TD><A HREF="xi.php">The Meaning Of Life</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XII</TD><TD><A HREF="xii.php">Green Eggs and Ham</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XIII</TD><TD><A HREF="xiii.php">Look, Ma, No Hands!</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XIV</TD><TD><A HREF="xiv.php">Kids, Don't Try This at Home</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XV</TD><TD><A HREF="xv.php">Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XVI</TD><TD><A HREF="xvi.php">Mama Always Told Me to Share</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XVII</TD><TD><A HREF="xvii.php">Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XVIII</TD><TD><A HREF="xviii.php">Let there be Lips!</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD>XIX</TD><TD><A HREF="xix.php">Eyes On Your Own Papers, Please</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="warranty.php">Warranty</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="warranty.php#disclaimer">Final Disclaimer/Warning</A></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><A HREF="submit.php">Database of Perversion</A> - <B>6466</B> records, <B>75.507972471389</B> is the average score</TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD></TD></TR> <TR><TD> </TD><TD><FONT SIZE="+1"><B><A HREF="download.php">Download a Copy of the Purity Test</A> for easier printing!</B></FONT></TD></TR> </TABLE> <BLOCKQUOTE> <CENTER> <HR WIDTH=75%> <TABLE BORDER=0> <TR> <TD WIDTH=240><FONT SIZE=-1><P>Site maintained by <A HREF="mailto:boinger@fuck-you.org" onMouseOver="window.status='mail to boinger'; return true;">boinger</A>. </FONT></TD></TR> <TR><TD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH=240><FONT SIZE=-1>all content <A HREF="http://fuck-you.org/boinger/copyright.php" onMouseOver="window.status='Copyright'; return true;">copyright</A> © 1995-2003, boinger. </FONT></TD> </TR> <TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1>6125 user sessions since implementing<BR>the counter on Nov. 29, 1999.</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1>last access was at Jun 26, 2017 at 07:34am.</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1>last user was from 159.203.94.185<BR>apparently using Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:21.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/21.0</FONT></TD></TR> </TABLE> </CENTER> </BLOCKQUOTE> </BODY> </HTML>