Don't leave home without it. On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts."
All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.
Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing. In other words, making out.
Sexual activity: all the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but it can).
Other-Half: Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Spouse, Slave, Master, Mistress, Kept Man, etc.
Posslq: "Person of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters." Term lifted from the U.S. census form. Nice colloquialism for live-in lover.
Masturbation: voluntary touching of one's own genitals for purposes of receiving pleasure. Doesn't imply orgasm. Can be through clothing.
Mutual Masturbation: Technically, two (or more) people masturbating, who also happen to be together (only touching themselves). For purposes of this test, however, mutual masturbation will also be defined as two (or more) persons manually stimulating one another. Again, not necessarily to orgasm, and possibly through clothing.
We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high (or low) score...even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life. We would also like to say that it is absolutely impossible to get a "perfect" score (either pure or impure). So, don't worry, you can't look TOO dirty or innocent.
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And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the making.
Note to the test administrator:
Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try to "liven" it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want. Encourage testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed, but not recommended (you just get out of "the mood" to quickly). Plan on a few hours.
All right. Order some pizza. Get a keg. Smoke a bowl. Drop a hit. Whatever. Basically, have a party.
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