recoded for PHP v4.2.1 on 3 July 2003

This is the ultimate Purity Test! We had used the 1500 point Purity Test for over two years and heard the same complaints and questions over and over, aside from the fact that we had taken the same test so many times we wanted a change. So, we finally did something about it! Thanksgiving break of 1995 we (joe and jeff) sat down and re-wrote the damn thing! So, without further bullshit, here is the Purity Test 2000.

Table O` Contents

 Genesis / History
 Instructions for Use
 Note to Test Administrator
IThe Lamer Section
IIWho Says You Need A Partner OR I'm The Best I"ve Ever Had
IIIHow Low Will You Go?
IVI Fought the Law and *I* Won
VMekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho
VIHey, Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?
VIIThis Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up
VIIISomething Smells Fishy Down Here
IXJulia Child, Eat Yourself Out
XThe Nitty and the Gritty
XIThe Meaning Of Life
XIIGreen Eggs and Ham
XIIILook, Ma, No Hands!
XIVKids, Don't Try This at Home
XVDon't Worry; I was a Boy Scout
XVIMama Always Told Me to Share
XVIIOld MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!
XVIIILet there be Lips!
XIXEyes On Your Own Papers, Please
 Final Disclaimer/Warning
 Database of Perversion - 6471 records, 75.502974810694 is the average score
 Download a Copy of the Purity Test for easier printing!

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